We make mistakes,we are not perfect, any of us...

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')

me: adios bitchachos

Class is too quiet

Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

Teacher: You failed a test.

Me: You failed to educate me.

my dad: (yelling at the tv)

me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.

my dad: you're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.

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English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.

Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.

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